So here's the first pictures of the baby! the alien looking thing on the left is Bucky's face in profile. if you look at the circular mass on the right side of the left picture you will he its head. it's looking up. the picture on the right has bucky sprawled out much like the woman in the painting Large Odelisque by Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres. That's right bitches, i threw in some art history! suck on that mike, oh yeah! Though hopefully it will not grow up to be a prostitute like the subject of the painting. Daddy ain't raisin' no ho!

the sonogram also confirmed the due date of April 27th. i'll have to get out my astrology stuff to figure out what the hell that might mean. anyone know what sign that is off the top of their head?

we have also begun "nesting" or at least we've started to clear out crap that we never use and probably should have gotten rid of years ago. seriously, i found business cards from 11 years ago; it's really that bad.

hello all, this here is a web site dedicated to the future baby barber bequeathed with the nom de tour Bucky Babaloo, brilliant is it not? some might even say bitchin'. Why Bucky do you ask? Well, mainly 'cause my father is a nut job, and comes up with random idiotic names for things and oddly enough they stick. By way of example, every year at Thanksgiving the Turkey is named Raoul. He wanted my middle name to be Oliver for the sole intention of my initials being S.O.B.; amazing that i turned out as well as i have, no?

Anyhoo... as you may have deduced by now, Marcia is pregnant! Yes that's right, we are spawning and i'm in charge of the website (insert evil maniacal laughter here). So this is where you can come to find out how drastically our lives have changed, things about the baby, and how much more that i'm irritating Marcia now that she is hormonal. So far it's been quite alot! In the next few months i may even achieve my goal of driving her completely insane! Either that or Marcia will achieve her goal of killing me in my sleep. There is a slight chance that we might both make it through, but i think that the chances are slim...

But i digress, here are some of the things that are most commonly asked...

1) we are not going to find out the sex of the kid until birth. personally not really my idea of fun, but marcia's a wacko and wants to do it that way. i then suggested that we continue to wait and find out what the sex was until Bucky was aroung 10 years old, and she gave me the evil glare. can you say MOOD SWINGS! seriously the things that i put up with...

2) if it is going to be a girl we are more than likely going to name her Molly. that way we can flog her when she gets in trouble, and everyone will just think that we are talking about the kick ass punk band Flogging Molly. sweet huh?

3) we do not have a boys name. apparenly everything that i suggest is even worse than the previous suggestion. Alas, there will be no future Vercingetorix Barber on the way, sorry Matt.

i was thinking about telling my father-in-law that we were going to name it Obama, just to see if his head would explode. Both marcia and stephanie have said that this might be a bad idea as he might actually have a heart attack. oh well, i guess that i'll have to let that one go...

if you have a suggestion of what boy names we could use feel free to post them. though fair warning, i will make fun of it if it isn't as cool as Moopsy Weaselsnard...